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It is said that Heaven has a place on Earth

Where wonders of God are given birth

It all took place on a quiet little road

I traveled there to seek fortunes untold

But what I found was a quandary of the lord

One little kitten with a flaming sword

“I’m filling in for the angel of death,

He took the day off and gave me his fiery breath!”

Said the kitten with a wink

I was so puzzled I just could not think

“Why would a kitten be a wonder of God?

I thought I would be enlightened…are you eating a cod?

This is ridiculous I demand to see God; I demand more for my journey and wish"

Then kitten walked over to me and said with a gulp of his fish

“I’m also filling in for him, he went on a break

I think he is attending a chipmunk’s wake.”

“So right now you’re God?”

Simply he answered with a nod

Then he picked up a stone

And turned it into a phone

“There's your wonder, now you can leave.”

At this point I began to huff and heave

“That’s it! If God won’t show me wonders and leaves powers with you

Then I want to speak to the Devil, maybe his wonders are true!”

“Yeah he’s also on a break,

Guess he’s tired of the fiery lake.”

“So who is in charge…no wait it’s you I guess.”

“It’s true, I must confess.”

“That’s it I’m done with it all, no spiritual power cares to show me a wonder

I came all this way for nothing but a blunder.”

Then the kitten’s telephone rang

He answered it, nodded, then put the phone down with a clang

One last hope, I allowed myself to believe

That the call might be the answer I came to achieve

“Was that God or The Devil to give me my wish?”

“No it was God telling me that it’s okay to turn you into my next fish.”