Liberia! When Fucker and I found out that Rambo lived in Liberia we were as happy as ticks on a dick, what we ended up feeling like was ticks on a dildo.

Fucker and I were told by an admirer that Liberia would be a glorious vacation spot for sinners like us…I plan to feed that ass goblin a few things I found on the beach there…

Some of the grand damn shit kicking can sites you’ll see in wonderful Liberia are: murderous crossdressing children selling and using hard drugs, prostitutes with enough STD’s to legally change their names to Genital Warts or Chlamydia, beaches covered in garbage and feces (insert ass goblin’s mouth here) and even cannibalism that’s so common you would think that Liberia was going to market a damn cereal called Baby Bits, now with extra chewy Grandma morsels! And after all the debauchery of a weekend getaway in this little slice of Heaven, even Fucker and I can wash away all our sins…just like General Butt Naked did…

Jesus is one forgiving cock skin bag of dingleberry doo doo according to the events of Joshua Milton Blahyi, formerly known as General Butt Naked, a ruthless devour of baby flesh and mass murdering rapist who blindly ran into the fray, you guessed it: Butt Naked…

Butt Naked says that Jesus Christ appeared to him in a blinding light to warn him of his coming death if he did not repent for his sins and change his life. Fuck that shit, I’d tell the entire world that I wake up to Santa Clause giving me head every night if it got me out of being tried for such horrendous war crimes as Butt Naked.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1576088/Gen-Butt-Naked-confesses-to-nude-killings.html

Liberia’s Generals apparently hold a taste for striking fear…go figure, the thing that really pisses me off is that they use names like General Osama Bin Laden and you guessed it, General Rambo…so finding out that our beloved Sylvester Stallone is not suffering from dementia and running around Liberia dressed up as Rambo while blowing away cross dressing cannibals on a heroine high, well that really puts a damper on a vacation wouldn’t you say?  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQSjyYRTDVM