Writes a poem!

Long after the world was gone 

Corky the Cockroach still lived on

The universe was his oyster as he traveled beyond

His grip on sanity within a box of denture-bond

Once in awhile he would scream for no reason at all

For hours upon hours until asleep he would fall

One day while drifting through space

A candy bar collided with his face

“Ouch!” Cried Corky as he rubbed his eyes

“Not another sewage field of dookie pies!”

Corky paused, sniffed, then gently tasted the things fuzz

Suddenly Corky realized just what it was

“Candy!” He screamed as he jumped upon the chocolate bar

But before he could enjoy his feast a maggot hit him like a speeding car

“Hey this is my home you disgusting roach!” Squeaked the maggot

“But I’m starving; please have some mercy mister faggot.”

“I’m a maggot! Not a faggot you damn dirty roach!”

“Whatever just let me have a bite.” Spat Corky in his approach

“Why would you want my candy bar anyway roach breath

When you can just take your pick from enough candy to cause sugery death

Corky looked up at the larval bug 

Its mouth dripping with candy grub

Just look behind me you stupid roach brain”

Corky looked behind the maggot to see a candy bar train

Glistening against the distant stars light

Candy bars danced and smiled to Corky’s delight

Corky leaped toward them in Heavenly chance

And hand in hand they spun in romantic dance

In one another’s embrace they spoke passionate sighs 

Then Corky devoured them all as they sang about dookie pies...

“Dookie Pies?” Questioned Corky as he awoke from the dream

His face implanted in what was not a candy bar and began to scream