“Fuck my life…” 

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Once upon a time there was a very, very naughty Monkey named Monkey.

Monkey was so naughty in fact, that he convinced a bunch of guys to crucify a carpenter, simply because that innocent carpenter said that monkey would not have an endless amount of bananas in heaven, because monkeys can’t go to heaven.

“He was really nailed to his craft!” Monkey would laugh when asked about the carpenter.

But this did not bode well for Monkey when one day that carpenter got promoted to a God.

The carpenter, now God, sent Monkey to an island far far away from civilization; away from everyone, everything...except one very disgusting, dead, rotting and putrid cow.

“Dance!" Said monkey to the dead cow

The dead cow did not respond.

“DANCE!”

Still the dead cow did not respond.

“Grrr, do something you fuck!”

The dead cow just sat there rotting.

“Sigh…So…this is it huh? Stuck here for eternity with a dead ass cow—could be worse right?”

“I mean life is just as bad here as well as anywhere else you go—here a dead cow maybe in New York you wake up and find an overdosed whore underneath your bed after a night of chasing vodka with cocaine. Same diff. Life’s basically going to be just as twisted for you in one place or another, the best we can hope for is some momentary relief from the smelly reminder of where we are.”

“MoOooOOOoOOooOoo”

“God Dammit, give me some momentary relief!”

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This is a country with constantly repeated mistakes. Nobody ever learns. But now that I: NUM NUM THE BUNNY rule America, things will change! Starting with your laws of punishment...

When driving under the influence you're putting other peoples lives at risk.

How do we stop repeated offenses?

We put the drunk driver's life at risk with a heavily intoxicated dentist.