It has come to my thoughts that if a woman has her period once a month…does that mean that my cock becomes a vampire once a month?

 Writes a poem!

Spikey joined the Hedgehog boogie

As well as his sisters Roogie, Noogie and Doogie

They used their quills

To dance in toxic spills

Which gave them extra limbs

To perform excellent freestyle spins

One day Spikey had grown a second head

“I want to wear a woman’s anus as a hat and it must be dripping red, red, red!”

Which was what the head repeated with a voice of dread

“Wuggo!” is all Spikey had said

It was all he ever could say

For toxic waste makes you silly that way

But as the good natured creature he was not

He ignored the head and began doing the Robot

“I want a bagel with Dick Cheese and Cocks!”

Shouted the head like the hammering of rocks

Spikey being as dimwitted as a bag of chalk

Began doing a Jackson Moonwalk

Suddenly his twenty paws

Grew crow heads that let out “Ca Caws!”

And with a blank expression he said “Wuggo…”

While his eyes became flies, making him look all ‘buggo’

Then he grew Crab Claws

And Bear Paws

Even his teeth became Electric Saws

Then his ears

Began to leak midget queers

That went shopping for shoes

And smelling one another’s poos

Soon he was thirty seven stories tall

And people ran from his hideous call

“Wuggo!” he was pleading for any help

While his hair turned into kelp

Then for no reason at all the Earth exploded with the sound of a Pop

And now out in space Spikey dances the Bunny Hop

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 writes a poem! 

There once was a thing from Nantucket

Who carried around a dripping bucket

There were inside a ton of fish

Though other things inside it did wish

Like severed heads

And moldy breads

Pustule filled Chicken gizzards

And let’s not forget the one eyed lizards

It carried its bucket all throughout town

And as a child’s sniffer did arise there was a sullen frown

Though this did not dismay the thing

For a fishy song did it sing

“Arise o lovers of the taste

Between a ladies legs they baste

These fishy candies are vinegar sweet

And make hair grow upon your feet

So come now and come all, yes even the bums

To have a lick of these fishy yum yums”

And so the children did come forth for their promised sweets

Opening their mouths for the things dripping treats

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